The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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