I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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