ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Quick, to the slutcave!
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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