You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Randomize
