My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
How many fucks given?
0.12846
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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