He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
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I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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