Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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