Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Randomize
