On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I need to sanitize my soul.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
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