He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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