there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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