Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
