There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
