My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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