Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
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