It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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