I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
if only i could text you this smell
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
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