Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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