I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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