summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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