I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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