She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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