Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I would fuck him just for his dog
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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