thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
