Me too!
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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