I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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