Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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