He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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