I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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