9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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