Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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