in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Randomize
