in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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