So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Randomize
