woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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