I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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