Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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