Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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