I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
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