i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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