i can't believe i had my finger in that
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
We are two peas in an std pod
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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