i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I thought I was heading girls talk. It was the toilet. Like put my ear to it
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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