Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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