69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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