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I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
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I need you to use more vowels.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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