This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
did you just send me my own nude
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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