remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
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