Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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