Someone shit on the floor
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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