She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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