Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
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